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HIS ASHES
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows
him into the
living room.
She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few
drinks, and as
he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the
mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.
He says "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He goes, "Jeez...oooh....I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get
an ashtray."
